The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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