your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Randomize