it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I understand Curling. That high.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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