The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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