We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize