Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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