Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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