I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
