your thong is hanging out like whoa
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
