I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
