dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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