last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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