Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
When are your genitals available?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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