I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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