drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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