New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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