Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Randomize
