Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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