And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Do plants get herpes?
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