I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
