I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Randomize
