I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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