erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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