Porn is love you can see.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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