But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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