Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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