She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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