She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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