Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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