matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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