he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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