So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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