Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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