Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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