Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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