Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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