yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think your dad took our porno
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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