But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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