It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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