Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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