bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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