why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
