Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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