can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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