another moral hangover. fuck.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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