You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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