Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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