Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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