i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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