So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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