i don't like sucking hair
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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