Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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