Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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